Lior has been talking up a storm lately and what she has to say is very funny. This morning while Matt was making them breakfast Lior pulled a chip clip out of the drawer and said something to Matt. He was not quite sure what he heard, so he asked her again and again. Then he sent her into our room so I could translate. The first thing I heard was "I wanna cut Daddy's penis" this must have been what Matt heard and had him running for my protection. Upon further discussion and several repetitions which led to questions like, "Do you want to cut Daddy's fingers or his Penis?" "NO!!! I wanna cyip hid pingers!!!" Matt felt much better but still wants to know how the word fingers can so much like penis at seven thirty in the morning.
Later this morning I asked Sydney to do something and it was taking her some time to process what I said. I asked her if she heard me and Lior replied "Mommy, Tidney workin on it" and Sydney said "Yeah I workin on it!"
After I told the girls that Grandma would be coming with us to the zoo as soon as daddy came home from work we had a longer conversation about grandma. I asked Lior some questions about grandma and who grandma was she said "Gamma Joyce", who knew they knew her name? Sydney followed up that comment with "Poppa Eddie".
I took the girls to Publix this morning by myself, which is a post for another day, and we were buying ice cream for Thanksgiving dinner. When I showed Lior the vanilla ice cream she got really upset and said "no, no Mommy I don yike dat ice cream I yike coffee ice cream". At the zoo they were moving some of the turtles into a different habitat and Matt told the girls to say goodbye to the turtles and Lior replied "Daddy, turtles don talk". When we asked her if some other animals talked she said yes, after all a tiger does say "roar"!
No comments:
Post a Comment